News1 min ago
Funny lies you were told as a kid
32 Answers
The bad fire?
They stopped making batteries for my keyboard LOL
Worms will come out my bum!
I heard of a kid whos told when The ice cream van plays a tune Its out of icecream .lol omg how bad is that hahaha xx
They stopped making batteries for my keyboard LOL
Worms will come out my bum!
I heard of a kid whos told when The ice cream van plays a tune Its out of icecream .lol omg how bad is that hahaha xx
Answers
My friends mam had her bloody terrified of white hi-ace vans cause apparently they were the "bad mans" van, she'd fcuking freak if we were out and she seen a white van hahaha
00:18 Tue 19th Apr 2011
My friends parents are deeply religious and used to tell her that Michael Jackson was immoral and acted on behalf of the devil..I rememeber watching mtv in hers and the video for Scream was on, her parents went nuts, turned the telly off and sent me home..
I know Michael Jackson wasn't everyones cup of tea but a devil worker...naaahh
I know Michael Jackson wasn't everyones cup of tea but a devil worker...naaahh
I was told that the big building, near to the bus stop where we'd catch a bus into town, was a home for naughty children. (I believed it for years until one of my school friends pointed out the small sign that said "Castle Hill Old People's Home'!).
Thunder claps, I was told, occur when two clouds bang together.
But the best one must surely have been what my father always said when we went on a day trip to Felixstowe. He never failed to mention that there were more sandy patches, in the main shingle beach, at the northern end of the resort. He'd stress to me how much better it would be to walk to the north end of the beach, so that I could build better sand castles. I could never see that the beach was much better at one end of the seafront than the other, but I believed that he must know best. Over the years I've re-visited Felixstowe on many occasions, and I've often looked to see where the sandiest parts of the beach now are. It was only a couple of years ago, after OVER FIFTY YEARS of believing my father, that it finally occurred to me that the northern end of the beach is simply the bit furthest away from the amusement arcades, funfair rides and ice cream stalls which my father hadn't got any money to spend on!
;-)
Thunder claps, I was told, occur when two clouds bang together.
But the best one must surely have been what my father always said when we went on a day trip to Felixstowe. He never failed to mention that there were more sandy patches, in the main shingle beach, at the northern end of the resort. He'd stress to me how much better it would be to walk to the north end of the beach, so that I could build better sand castles. I could never see that the beach was much better at one end of the seafront than the other, but I believed that he must know best. Over the years I've re-visited Felixstowe on many occasions, and I've often looked to see where the sandiest parts of the beach now are. It was only a couple of years ago, after OVER FIFTY YEARS of believing my father, that it finally occurred to me that the northern end of the beach is simply the bit furthest away from the amusement arcades, funfair rides and ice cream stalls which my father hadn't got any money to spend on!
;-)
I was told that Ginny Greenteeth lived in the weir near us in Nantwich; a tale concocted to keep us kids away from somewhere very dangerous. It didnt work - the little boy next door drowned when we were about 6. I can remember running into the house to tell my Mum he was dead.
I was also told that if I pulled faces and the wind changed my face would stay like that....and the one about the chewing gum swelling in your tummy..... and not to go out with wet hair or it would fall out or whatever.
I was also told that if I pulled faces and the wind changed my face would stay like that....and the one about the chewing gum swelling in your tummy..... and not to go out with wet hair or it would fall out or whatever.
Most Sundays, mam and dad would take me and my brother out for the day, we used to love going to the dublin mountains, me and brother loved this particular part were there was a little stream, beside it was huge rocks that formed a type of cave structure, dad used to tell us not to get too close or the bears would come out and be angry haha
My brother used to tell me that if i turned the tuning dial on a bedside alarm radio we had all the way to the end when it just sounded fuzzy that I could contact other people, i used to do that and speak into the radio trying to contact people..Fcuker!
My brother used to tell me that if i turned the tuning dial on a bedside alarm radio we had all the way to the end when it just sounded fuzzy that I could contact other people, i used to do that and speak into the radio trying to contact people..Fcuker!
Latest Posts
News1 min ago
News7 mins ago
Quizzes & Puzzles10 mins ago
Law12 mins ago
Country Life Crossword Prize Reduction
Crosswords18 mins ago
Related Questions
Sorry, we can't find any related questions. Try using the search bar at the top of the page to search for some keywords, or choose a topic and submit your own question.