Help! Christmas jokes required

[geordiegirl1]

We are getting together with friends for Christmas lunch tomorrow and have been informed everyone has to tell a Christmas themed joke. Please help me! adults and children will be present so not too rude please.

[craft1948]

http://www.theanswerb...s/Question970867.html

[boxtops]

Gee, you beat me to it, craft!

[Jemisa]

Google it, there are 100s take your pick.

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Mary
Mary Who?
Merry Christmas!!

jem

[jno]

trouble is, those are mostly not Christmas themed.

Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Hanna.
Hanna who?
Hanna partridge in a pear tree

[Buenchico]

From a junior school website, so safe for kids ;-)
http://www.woodlands-...stoms/Xmas/jokes.html

Chris