lets all post dumb questions

[zzxxee]

For example why do people put empty containers back in the fridge?
or if olive oil is made of olives vegetable oil made from vegetables whats baby oil made of?
post some more the dumber the better x

[stewey]

McMouse, are you taking it to the pub to get bladdered?

[zzxxee]

why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?

[missnemesis]

Do grannies every really suck eggs?

[society]

Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?

[Answerprancer]

Why do people ask and answer a question in the same sentence ?
eg. "What are you doing walking along here?"

[Answerprancer]

...by the way "dumb" means 'unable to speak' here in jolly old Blighty.

[society]

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

[Answerprancer]

If nuns live in a nunnery and cats live in a cattery - where do bugs live ?

[society]

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

[rowanwitch]

for AP does anyone want to buy a handbag....?

[Answerprancer]

Who put the bomp in the bomp a bomp a bomp ?

[Answerprancer]

If Typhoo put the T in Britain - who put the c*nt in Scunthorpe ?

[rowanwitch]

Are we there yet


Was it OK for you darling....

[society]

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

[Answerprancer]

I busted them ONE MINUTE after they posted last night Rowan ! That has to be a record.

[andy-hughes]

If it's not rocket science, which science is it?

[zzxxee]

ive just trawled through these some are great !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ive had a right old giggle x

[RATTER15]

If rooks live in a rookery, do bats live in a battery?

[zzxxee]

lol ratterx