Toast

[ZebuSanctuary]

Is 'piping hot' toast a myth? By the time I have applied butter and evenly spread the marmalade, at best, the toast is warm!

[Spicerack]

Proper music, mushroom.
Not like the rubbish they listen to today.
The drummer was Roy Wood's brother Ken.

[New Judge]

Ken Wood? Did he live in Hampstead?

As an aside, Roy Wood isn't Roy Wood at all. His real name is Ulysses Adrian Wood.

[mushroom25]

it always amused me that yuppies, having heard "toast", would buy tickets to streetband's concerts expecting an evening of quirky musical humour, and then being dismayed to be treated to their more usual hard blues output :-)

[THECORBYLOON]

"Toast should be left to cool before it is spread with whatever takes your fancy and eaten"

I clort the toast with "margarine" and put it back under the grill to melt it.

Then the toast is put on a plate to let it soften.

[barry1010]

mushroom, in the same vein there was a time when people went to Jonny Vegus gigs expecting the character he played with 'monkee'. Most lasted 10 minutes

[mushroom25]

Barry, indeed also with Chumbawamba based on Tubthumping. apart from that pretty much all their material is very very political......

[Spicerack]

The Kenwood toaster is some kind of contraption for toasting bread.
Very popular with the lower orders, I believe, M'lud.

[Maydup]

A toasting fork and an open fire is the answer.

[ichkeria]

Bread can’t be “piping hot” by definition.
Perhaps if you put it in a microwave.

I agree 100% with NJ on this

[jno]

some is OG

[douglas9401]

You want piping hot? I'll give you piping hot.

[ZebuSanctuary]

ROFL... @ douglas