Pick Your Poison

[AB Editor]

Afternoon,

Wikipedia is a wonderful thing sometimes. Here, for example, is a list of fictional drugs and medicines:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fictional_medicines_and_drugs

So here's a game: the fictional pharmacy is open and it's all available over the counter (no questions asked!)

But there's a limit, you can only take two medicines/drugs away with you.

Which two would you choose?

Bonus: tell us why - the most inventive may receive a prize!

[AB Editor]

(NOTE: Prize may be "Best Answer", purchase not necessary)

[Mamyalynne]

'Ambrosia' as my hair is suffering the 'Gray Death' at the moment.

and

'Celestial Wine' just because I am worth it.

[Arksided]

What are you on Ed?

[B00]

Only choosing one...

Ambrosia- it's obviously really rice pudding, and I like that, especially with jam innit.

[AB Editor]

"What are you on Ed?"

Space Mead for long trips in space and Soma for immortality.

Bit boring that. I prefer Mamya's answer :)

[Psybbo]

Athelas / Kingsfoil / Asëa Aranion and Antidote just in case

[AB Editor]

You can probably get some jam here as well.

[DJHawkes]

Jeremiah Peabody's Polyunsaturated Quick-Dissolving Fast-Acting Pleasant-Tasting Green and Purple Pills are not on it or have i missed them? I'd pick them as Ray Stevens is still a great musical comic and he's on my facebook.

Pasceline D, only because Joss Weedon never makes a mistake and he committed firfly to legend

Dreamy Sleepy Nighty Snoozy Snooze, because that should work for me

[Barmaid]

Adravil - so that when the world runs out of Ibuprofen due to Dr Sqad's prescriptions, I have a stockpile ;)

and

Ether - it says "A potion that restores a small amount of MP." If it could possibly restore a conscience to just one of our MP's we're getting there.

[mccfluff]

dragon sand - if one more person asks me to change the aircon, i will use it

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster - just because it should be done

[sandyRoe]

Jam? Jam tomorrow, jam yesterday,...

[Arksided]

Flintstones Chewable Morphine - I like the sound of it.

Flash - Quicker reflexes, most useful for those slipstream experiences.

I'd be fast and chilled about it.

[cazzz1975]

I quite fancy some Anti-Gerasone with a side order of medicinal compound

[EcclesCake]

I've just reached Jamitol and know who I'd like to prescribe it for!

[cupid04]

just some happy pills please?

[Barmaid]

lol Eccles, but funnier than that is Jammitin just below it. That one made me laugh.

[Wharton]

LOL cupid pal :-)

[Maydup]

Too much choice Ed, but I quite liked the sound of the Flintstones Chewable Morphine too.

[EcclesCake]

I was intrigued by the trichlormethylene........I looked at it and concluded that it would just be a very expensive night at the bar, I then saw which film it had appeared in and all became clear.

Jamitin.....I like that Barmaid! Err, So to speak.....

[rockyracoon]

Dreamy Sleepy Nighty Snoozy Snooze - it's chocolate, it's alcoholic, it helps you sleep and it's bran based to keep you regular. Win, win, win.

Nepenthe - drug to induce forgetfulness, very handy after a night on the lash!