My Boarding House In France Went Bust....

[frugalfred]

I lost my pension.

[jno]

you need anotheroldgite

[tenrec]

Both good jokes!

[frugalfred]

It drove me in Seine.

[jno]

if you see another one on sale, baguette.

[tonyav]

Youv'e gotta Louve it.

[sunny-dave]

Yes indeed - you should jambon the opportunity ..

[Mick-Talbot]

I think this one is crepe.

[Mojo-Jo-Jo]

Grab it with Boeuf hands

[frugalfred]

It was a bore - doh!

[Mick-Talbot]

have they fixed the ......

[tonyav]

Could you Claretfy this thread for me please frugalfred.

[Mick-Talbot]

damn they have .....I was hoping Marcel Marceau popped in.

[sunny-dave]

I could merde.r a pint right now ...

[Nibble]

I had to go to the soupcon-kitchen instead

[Graham-W]

Somme people have all le luc.
I thought it was Nice

[Mojo-Jo-Jo]

I'll make us all a cuppa. Pass me the tres.

[Mick-Talbot]

My French bit on the side dumped me last week ....................She sent me a Dijon letter :0(

[Mojo-Jo-Jo]

My art school in France went bust.
I lost my penchant.

[frugalfred]

Don't Arras me, tonyav; have merci!

[tonyav]

Don't Eiffel with me frugalfred.