Moggie Names

[Wharton]

Good morning cupid pal, glad to see you're up and about. The moggies are arriving in June and require English names to celebrate the English football team qualifying for the World Cup in Brazil. Careful on this one pal :-)

[cupid04]

What does an Essex girl know about football?

[Wharton]

^That was meant to be headed "Cupid04"

[cupid04]

Baines and Oxdale. Like the initials? Are they boys are girls, if you get a female could call her Brazilian, lol!

[Wharton]

Not good enough cupid pal. Hae ye taen a tummle ootside the kirk again?

[cupid04]

No but I still got the swollen left foot from the last tumble.
The lady in my local supermarket was so pleased to see me because since my fall Mr.c has been doing most of the shopping for me.

[Buenchico]

Surely 'Early Exit', 'Total Bore' and 'Abysmal Failure' are terrible names for kittens, aren't they?

If you really have to name your new feline friends after the England football squad (why? why? why?) then 'Ben' [Foster] is a nice name for a boy and [Raheem] 'Sterling', with its association with British currency, would be a good name for either gender but particularly for a boy (as in 'Sterling Moss' for another sporting reference).

[cupid04]

You can't go yelling Sterling round Glasgow man, can you?

[cupid04]

Goal and Foul?

[wolf63]

ASBO
Trouble
Chaos
See you you little..
Fell off
Satan
Rev
Princess
Thug

All pretty appropriate names for a cat. Are you fostering them or keeping them.

Maybe Peel or Maradona??

[wolf63]

Peel was supposed to be Pele

[Buenchico]

>>>You can't go yelling Sterling round Glasgow man, can you?

I strongly suspect that simply supporting the England football team (yet alone naming kittens after them!) might not go down too well in Glasgow either!

[Buenchico]

I've got four kittens.

They're currently called . . .
"Come here, you little b*gger!"
"How the *** did you get up there!"
"Bloody 'ell, not again!"
and
"I'll kill you if I can catch you!"

[Wharton]

cupid pal - I'm really sorry your foot is still hurting, that's been a long while now. Give my regards to MrC and I'm glad you understand the 'Scotch' lingo now :-)

Slainte!!

[cupid04]

Do they really need to be named after an England footballer?

How about Fluffpot and Rosie?

[Wharton]

Buenchico - 3 LOLs

wolf63 - LOL and I'm fostering them.

cupid pal - There is no way that I'm shouting 'Fluffpot' in a Glasgow street. Think on :-)

[cupid04]

sexpot then, lol!

[Buenchico]

>>>There is no way that I'm shouting 'Fluffpot' in a Glasgow street

Try it, late at night, in Calton. You might meet some interesting people!
;-)

[Wharton]

thethpot ith difficult to thay in Glathgow (after your teeth have been removed) :-)

[cupid04]

Wharton my neighbours have a lovely tabby [beautiful markings] and he's been bringing back rabbits. Never heard of a cat catching rabbits before. The most old Tam caught was the odd shrew.

[Wharton]

Buenchico - It's THE Calton, and you don't pronounce the letter 't' :-)