Quick! Alex Salmond

[Zacs-Master]

I'm in Aberdeen airport with him. Any questions?

[sir.prize]

Ask him when he goes on the one way trip to Mars?

[redman41]

Ask him if he was in the Film 'Salmond Fishing in the Yemen'.
My OH reckons he wasn't :-)

[bibblebub]

ask him if he knows that his name is an anagram of a sex doll man

[murraymints]

Ask him when he plans to throw himself under an Edinburgh tram !

[WELSHYORKIE]

How will he be voting in the referendum?

[gness]

Tell him Minty's invited him to tea in the shed.

[murraymints]

I'm waiting behind the door with a garrotte !!

[WELSHYORKIE]

Tell him to take protective gear with him to Minty's when he goes for tea

[Zacs-Master]

Great questions. Unfortunately I think he's bu99ered off into a first class lounge. Had to laugh as he set off the security scanner. Probably a pound coin in his pocket.

[Baldric]

Ask him to "Get on with it!"

[murraymints]

It will be a trolley disc so he can get as much champers away back to his place on the expenses of course !!

[murraymints]

Jordy...a carrot up his nether regions would be a sight to behold ! Lol xx

[WELSHYORKIE]

Get Slappy to zap him with some lightning on take off

[WELSHYORKIE]

Eyyyy - what's up, Jock?

[Zacs-Master]

Popular bloke then!

[WELSHYORKIE]

Huge following, Zacs...........

[gness]

What on earth has the carrot done to deserve that fate?

[cupid04]

Do you know Wharton?