When last night's Eurovision Song Contest winner was a schoolboy in Austria, my daughter was one of his English teachers, during the overseas year of her German course at university.
I was going to say, "Me, Me, Me", as shoota already has 309, Tony 218 and Tilly 141. I only have 61. Then I saw berniecuddle's score of 29 and hope you give it to him.
Can I just clarify, sibs?
Do you want the strangest things that have ever happened and you will pick the best, or the strangest things that have turned out well......and are, therefore, the best, strangest things?