One line philosophy please

[dustypuss]

I will start

Some people drink at the fountain of knowledge , Others just gargle. Anon

[naomi24]

When things go awry, my philosophy on life is 'sod it'.

[stewey]

If, upon the serpentinian path of life, you should come upon a fork in the road, take it.

[ethandron]

it's an ill wind...more often than not in our house.

[snags]

If in doubt... don't.

[dr b]

It's easy to be wise. Think of something stupid to say, and don't say it.

[Answerprancer]

Don't let your karma run over your dogma.

[dustypuss]

In spite of the cost of living,

it's still popular :-)

[woofgang]

Do one thing every day towards your goal.

[ethandron]

when one door shuts, your keys are always the other side

[dustypuss]

You will never be a WINNER if you dont enter any thing

and you will never be a LOSER either . Dp

[boxtops]

You can't please everybody all of the time.

[askyourgran]

Don't miss the doughnut by looking through the ring.

Tomorrow never comes, and today is never yesterday

[mazie]

The Higher up the tree you climb, the more of your ar$e you expose.....

[sara3]

you can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.

[ttfn]

I used to be indecisive - but now I am not so sure

[RATTER15]

Woman who cooks meat and peas in same pot, very unhygienic.

[madmaggot]

Treat others as you would like to be treated.
One good turn deserves another.
Remember that the people you climb over on the way up are likely to be the very ones that you will meet on the way down.

[beejay1124]

he who sh*ts himself in church,must sit in own pew

[Answerprancer]

Man who has sex by railway line f*cking near loco.

[joeluke]

Life's for living