nhs purchasing porn for sperm donors?

donna1901 | 09:15 Wed 08th Sep 2010 | ChatterBank

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i have just red on the sun newspaper that the nhs are going out and purchasing porn mags and dvd's. even flat screen teles etc for sperm donors to use! so shocked beyond belief!! Thoughts please xx

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vibrasphere

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I could knock one out without the use of porn, I am so well practised that I can do a "one stroke Payday Loans" - the holy grail of Auditing

09:40 Wed 08th Sep 2010

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woofgang

you read it in the Sun? Says it all really.

yogi-bear

Where do i join? :0)

Answerprancer

why not? seems logical to me - though it seems even more logical for them to have a computer online with Youpron open

donna1901

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yes the sun :-0

jno

I suppose if the NHS is going to deal in donor insemination, this is a reasonable add-on. How else are you going to get donors performing on cue?

donna1901

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j-no!! hope your taking the Fosters!!

jackthehat

Being handed a screw-top jar and then sitting in aseptic hospital room are hardly the most erm..........conducive circumstances for a chap to produce the required sample.

Anyway, they'll only need the first 3 minutes of a DVD or 4 pages of a magazine, in any case.............:o)

Old_Geezer

Why on earth would anyone be shocked ? Simple purchase of tools to make the job easier, and encourage volunteers.

jno

not at all, donna. As I understand it, samples need to be as fresh as possible, so it's no good getting donors to produce them at home and take them in on the train; they need to be produced on site. And the donors may need visual assistance. (Not all of them will, I expect, but some.)

mazie

Tools to do the job in hand.

well said JtL :o)

jomifl

Surely the cost per spermatazoon would be very low, not knowing how many spermatazoons are banked or what the cost of the porn is it is difficult to calculate but it must be a few million per penny.
Shocked? not at all. I take it that you are a woman Donna, surely you realise that men need female help in most things.

yogi-bear

"Anyway, they'll only need the first 3 minutes of a DVD or 4 pages of a magazine, in any case.............:o)"

Ermmm.....about a minute and a half, if it's got Dot Cotton on it for me, JTH xx :0)

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