Desperate For Chips

[joggerjayne]

Desperate for chips.

Need chips.

Chip shop is sooooo close.

And mushy peas.

Yummers!

Trying to not eat chips.

:0(

Think of the gym.

Think of your hips.

Aaaaaagggghhhhhhh !!!!!!!

[2sp_]

If you walk to the chip shop and then walk home with your poke, surely that would burn the calories?

(I don't think I'm helping here.)

[Baldric]

"Salt and Vinegar on those madam?"

[murraymints]

sounds good to me !

[Graham-W]

Mushy peas? Isn't that rather Northern?

[joggerjayne]

SP ... walking the distance from the chip shop to my flat wouldn't even burn off one of the peas. Nice thought, though.

[2sp_]

Well, surely the peas could be counted as a portion of veg?

I'm really trying here.

[sandyRoe]

Wasn't it Lord Mandleson who famously mistook mushy peas for guacamole in some northern chipshop?

[joggerjayne]

Northern? Mushy peas? I don't know. But you can't have chips without mushy peas.

[joggerjayne]

Best Answer for sheer effort.

[mccfluff]

i had chips last night, i picked out all the crunchy ones, ate those and threw the rest away....

i irritate myself....

[joggerjayne]

Aren't the squidgy ones the yummiest?

[DrFilth]

don't forget the gravy

[2sp_]

Thank you jj. I am well versed in reasons to eat rubbish...

[joggerjayne]

Gravy?

Really?

I mean, seriously??

[murraymints]

has to be ketchup on chips !

[mccfluff]

squidy ones are rank and it can only be mayo

[DaisyNonna]

Chips, mushy peas, faggots and gravy!

[joggerjayne]

I can't bear ketchup. Not on anything. Gross.

[joggerjayne]

Does anyone ever buy faggots.

You see them for sale. I have never, ever seen anyone buy one.

[mccfluff]

i have reluctantly bought and cooked faggots - not for me - but i have

RANK