Updated Site Rules

[FredPuli43]

Ed. Good luck with the one that says posts should be on the topic ! We do tend to wander (or is that wonder; never know which is which) on here!

[Charity]

Some friends clubbed together and bought me a voucher for a treatment at a local salon - can I swap a back, sack and crack wax for something else?

J.Marsh

[gness]

No. You have to have it. Punishment for laughing. Let us know how you get on.

[Charity]

Sorry if this sounds like a silly question but flob a dob a lob?

[tonyav]

lol @ Charity, little weeeed.

[gness]

Don`t lob anything at Tony. He`s suffering everywhere just now.

[shoota]

Shouldn't you be twitching G? ;-)

[Charity]

Actually I did earlier but I'm wearing dark trousers so I'm hoping no-one will notice.

[tonyav]

Yea, mrs o is giving me a 'Hard' time at the moment !

[gness]

Twitching Shoota? When gorgeous builder is here?

[shoota]

Another erection or is he finishing off his last one?

[gness]

Just a small one this time Shoota. I suppose it comes to us all in the end.

[Charity]

My boss has just asked me for advice on etiquette - should he offer to share his picnic with the other 'doggers'?

[shoota]

Of course Charity we, er, they get hungry too.....

[tonyav]

Watch out for the nettles though.

[Charity]

Have I got time to rub his yoghurt spoon on my verruca before he gets back from the toilet?

[Bambiagain]

Only the dog can hear me laughing. And the people I've just been with wouldn't understand if I told them because they're foreign. Oh, just a minute, I'm the foreigner round here but it still applies.

[tonyav]

If I had a foreign object in my eye, would that make the foreign object an illegal immigrant ?

[slinky.kate]

can i have my cake and eat it when there are no cakes here,will a scone do ??

[tonyav]

A jam tart would be better.

[Bambiagain]

Did anybody ever say "let them eat scones"?