Funny lies you were told as a kid

[tinkerbell23]

The bad fire?

They stopped making batteries for my keyboard LOL

Worms will come out my bum!

I heard of a kid whos told when The ice cream van plays a tune Its out of icecream .lol omg how bad is that hahaha xx

[supersuezy24]

My friends mam had her bloody terrified of white hi-ace vans cause apparently they were the "bad mans" van, she'd fcuking freak if we were out and she seen a white van hahaha

[ummmm]

My Dad always told lies...so many that I can't really remember them. It always made me laugh watching him convincing the kids that something completely stupid was true...

[anneasquith]

if you go out with wet hair you will get pneumonia.

[supersuezy24]

Oh as I child I bit my nails(still do) my aunt used to tell me that all my nails which I'd bitten would form a ball in my stomach and make me sick...evil cow

[mrs.chappie]

My mum wouldn't let us go out with wet hair for that reason, anne.

Mothers.......bless. :o)

[Mick-Talbot]

if your not in bed and asleep for ten..... the 10'o'clock horses will get you


What The Funicular?

[craft1948]

I was threatened with the Broken Bottle Home for Naughty Children at the end of the street........................I later found out this was an old folk's home.

[anneasquith]

if you swallow chewing gum it will stick to your lungs!

[tinkerbell23]

I wasnt allowed wet hair hahahahaha same!

Im sure ive mentioned "McGubbligan" my grandas leprechaun who lives under the fireplace and makes sure my cousins wash their hands and behave lmao .....

Wearing pants to bed makes ur bum smell?? Lmao!

[ayabrea38]

No,you where told the wrong lie,chewing/bubble gum will swell up in your tummy and you will have to have an operation to fix it!

[anneasquith]

hello mrs aya............... you can tell the sex of a dog by looking at its ears !!!!!!!!! because my dad told me ,

[tinkerbell23]

My mum told me a boy my age choked on chewing gum and died and his grave said "i wish id never ate chewing gum" hahahaha omg! And my chapek didnt have a graveyard near and these sort of spotlights outside i always though was his grave!

Scare tactics eh!!

Whistling makes our lady cry!!

[jubieanna]

my dad used to tell me that an ogre lived in Castell Coch. when we drove through it I would hide under a blanket in the back of the car because he'd be saying 'here he comes and he's got children hanging out of his mouth'

I was petrified!

[tinkerbell23]

Also, santa is a celtic supporter i hear . Lol! And if he cant get you what u want can he leave u "index" vouchers hahahahahahahah x

[Sir Alec]

When I was a child, I was frightened of thunder. My Mum told me that God was moving his furniture around. Quite charming, really. I love a good thunder storm now

[supersuezy24]

When me or my brother were bold my mam used to tell us that a woman on a bike would come and take us away, I remember running into the house several times crying cause a woman on a bike had cycled down the street..turned out the woman was a reader and cleaner in the local church, a lovely woman. I still *** mam now about feeding us that story haha

[trt]

When my mother dragged me to the barbers for a haircut and I was crying, she said if I don't behave the black boogie man will get you.

This was when not many black people were around in Manchester.

[supersuezy24]

damn i said I still s l a g, in dublin that means to tease someone, i didn't mean it as a bad word...

[tinkerbell23]

Sir i was told that too! Or gods angry!

My pals mum had a sacred heart painting whos eyes followed us- no joke!

She also had a wolf in her kitchen cupboard! Up untill about 3 years ago i thought her mum always had an iced water and crisps on a fri nite hahahaha she couldnt believe i didnt know it was vodka hahahah DOH

[jubieanna]

sir alec ... my dad used to say thunder was God having his coal delivered. possibly a welsh version of your mums saying