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PHILANDERERS. Avoid the embarrassment of shouting out the wrong name in bed by only having flings with girls who have the same name as your wife....
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HAVE FUN in the supermarket next time you go alcohol shopping. Fill you trolley to bursting point with booze, then add one packet of nappies. When paying, pretend that you don't have enough money and...
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Could anyone please advise how to print from an IPhone 5 to an Epson XP-102 printer. I have the necessary cables to connect the two devices but need to download the specific driver to complete the...
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Is it still possible to drag & drop files from "My Music" to the updated iTunes library. If not can anyone suggest a tutorial covering the subject. Thanks in anticipation....
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I'm not at all impressed with the new iTunes format. Does anyone know whether it's possible to revert to the previous version and how. Thanks in anticipation....
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This upgrade requires 2.5 GB available storage space Is this space permanently required for this operating system or is it only used for the download process ? Will any space be available from the...
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My Dad should be in the Guinness Book Of Records.I'm pretty sure no one has ever taken twenty seven years to go and get a pint of milk.
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My two kids keep coughing so I took them to see the doctor today."Do you smoke cigarettes in the house?" the doctor asked me."Yes," I replied, "About 20 a...
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Please look at the "answers" posted by dfgewdfgwe and tell me why this person is allowed to post advertising "answers" which have no relevance to the thread on which he has posted....
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Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to...
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: Palestinian woman comes last in the 800 metres. She would have finished sooner but for all the Israeli checkpoints....
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Went To Weight Watchers Last Night Opened a pack of maltesers and threw them all over the floor. best game of hungry hippos i've ever seen....
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Usain Bolt The fastest man running in London since John Terry heard Wayne Bridge's key in the door....
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I've just got back from a friends' funeral, he died after he was hit in the head by a tennis ball, it really was a lovely service.
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Turns out Man Utd's Danny Welbeck's daddy served in Belfast as an army bomb disposal expert. His name is Stan....
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They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune. The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch...
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She's single... She lives right across the street. I can see her house from my living room. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street and up...
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Obama was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang. "Hello, Mr. Obama" a heavily accented voice said, "This is Gurmukh from Phagwara, District...
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He was a widower and she a widow. They had known each other for a number of years being high school classmates and having attended class reunions in the last 20 years without fail. This 50th...

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