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Deuce

I've just got back from a friends' funeral, he died after he was hit in the head by a tennis ball, it really was a lovely service.
01:50 Mon 06th Aug 20125 answers, last by marval 13:24 Mon 06th Aug 2012
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Dan's Dad

Turns out Man Utd's Danny Welbeck's daddy served in Belfast as an army bomb disposal expert. His name is Stan....
23:28 Sun 05th Aug 20129 answers, last by Kiki-frog 09:45 Mon 06th Aug 2012
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Fishing Trip

They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune. The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch...
20:10 Sat 04th Aug 20124 answers, last by Starbuckone 22:36 Sat 04th Aug 2012
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Good Time Girl

She's single... She lives right across the street. I can see her house from my living room. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street and up...
20:06 Sat 04th Aug 20125 answers, last by Starbuckone 22:35 Sat 04th Aug 2012
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Another War Story

Obama was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang. "Hello, Mr. Obama" a heavily accented voice said, "This is Gurmukh from Phagwara, District...
19:55 Sat 04th Aug 20124 answers, last by Starbuckone 22:34 Sat 04th Aug 2012
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Pop the Question

He was a widower and she a widow. They had known each other for a number of years being high school classmates and having attended class reunions in the last 20 years without fail. This 50th...
19:36 Sat 04th Aug 20123 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 19:39 Sat 04th Aug 2012
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Will Tell

It seems that William Tell, aside from being involved in such exploits as escaping across Lake Lucerne and being able to shoot an apple off his kid's head with an arrow, was also one MEAN bowler. In...
19:23 Sat 04th Aug 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 22:30 Sat 04th Aug 2012
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Olympics

First sailing results are in. Britain have taken gold, the USA have taken silver and Somalia have taken a middle-aged couple from Weymouth.
00:28 Sat 04th Aug 20125 answers, last by Jemisa 12:17 Sat 04th Aug 2012
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Olympics

Watch the Olympic coverage, I can't help thinking that the Royals did very well in the ticket ballot
17:27 Fri 03rd Aug 20126 answers, last by weecalf 19:05 Fri 03rd Aug 2012
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Sexism

I'm not sexist. But if I was, I'd be much better at it than women.
03:41 Fri 03rd Aug 20125 answers, last by marval 13:17 Fri 03rd Aug 2012
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The Western Wall

  A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time. So she went to check it out. She went to...
16:50 Mon 30th Jul 20128 answers, last by sibton 19:58 Tue 31st Jul 2012
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The Late Great Whitney

The Llangollen Male voice choir are practicing aWhitney Houston's song for the Eisteddfod  It's about two gay welshmen called, "And Dai will always love Huw". ...
03:13 Sun 29th Jul 20125 answers, last by marval 17:42 Sun 29th Jul 2012
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Hair today

My neighbour found out that her dog ( a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog...
03:01 Sun 29th Jul 20128 answers, last by marval 17:41 Sun 29th Jul 2012
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Tell it like it is !

Halfway through my shift at Boots yesterday, a middle aged guy came in to pick up some photos of his naked wife. Naturally, I had a little peek at them as I handed them over. "Would you like the...
19:37 Sat 28th Jul 201217 answers, last by coffeeboy 22:25 Sat 28th Jul 2012
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Hot Dog Anyone ?

A young, newly married Korean couple are in bed and feeling a bit fruity. As the man moves across into the attack position, he unfortunately lets off a thunderous trump "Chuffing Heck!"...
02:24 Sat 28th Jul 20129 answers, last by L4afette 19:01 Sat 28th Jul 2012
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Water Conservation

THE WATER companies are always complaining about low water levels in their reservoirs. Well, I drive past my local reservoir every day, and each morning I fill a bucket of water from my tap and empty...
14:24 Fri 27th Jul 20125 answers, last by sunny-dave 08:58 Sat 28th Jul 2012
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Itunes Playlists

Could some kind person explain how to copy a playlist onto a USB flash drive. Many Thanks...
22:08 Thu 26th Jul 2012
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Proverb

WHOEVER coined the phrase 'cleanliness is next to godliness' was talking out of his backside. I looked them up in the dictionary last night. Godly and godsend are next to godliness. Cleanliness was...
20:33 Wed 25th Jul 20125 answers, last by magicmick 00:40 Thu 26th Jul 2012

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