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2sp_

Best Answers

It's really not a big deal, but my profile says I have 22 best answers but only lists 14. I honestly don't mind, but thought I should mention it in case there is a problem?...
23:03 Thu 17th Jan 201328 answers, last by 2sp_ 17:16 Fri 18th Jan 2013
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excelsior-1

I Wrote A Novel ...

...about a fellow who had a small garden. it didn't have much of a plot....
20:14 Wed 16th Jan 20132 answers, last by thetaliesin 20:23 Wed 16th Jan 2013
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NoMercy

Good Morning Ab'ers

Anyone woken up to snow? Hopefully it's not too cold for you all to venture outdoors. Have a terrific day everyone. xx...
05:09 Sat 12th Jan 201385 answers, last by Clanad 15:37 Sat 12th Jan 2013
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starone

Finding An Address

Is there any way I can find out someone's address (yes it is a Christmas card). I have a partial address - road, district, town - but not the number of the house and it is a long road so no other way...
22:09 Thu 20th Dec 20128 answers, last by Starbuckone 23:04 Thu 20th Dec 2012
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excelsior-1

Building Refridgerators Was A Very ......

...... frustrating job . . i just couldn't keep my cool...
00:03 Mon 10th Dec 20121 answer, last by Dickythecook 08:09 Mon 10th Dec 2012
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excelsior-1

I've just been fired ....

.... From my job as a human cannonball
20:15 Fri 30th Nov 201266 answers, last by excelsior-1 13:10 Sat 01st Dec 2012
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starone

A Christmas story for people having a bad day

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was...
18:08 Wed 28th Nov 20124 answers, last by baza 19:43 Wed 28th Nov 2012
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Jemisa

Twenty Quid...

Yorkshire folk Bill and his wife Blanche go to the Yorkshire Show every year, And every year Bill would say, " Blanche, I'd like to ride in that there 'elicopter " Blanche always replied,...
15:54 Wed 28th Nov 20129 answers, last by zebo 19:05 Wed 28th Nov 2012
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starone

The Y Chromosome explained

People born before 1946 were called - The Greatest Generation. People born between 1946 and 1964 are called - The Baby Boomers. People born between 1965 and 1979 are called - Generation X. People born...
13:07 Tue 20th Nov 20124 answers, last by marval 17:35 Tue 20th Nov 2012
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starone

Simple Truths

SIMPLE TRUTH 1 Lovers help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own. Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed. SIMPLE TRUTH 2 When a...
18:35 Fri 16th Nov 20124 answers, last by sibton 19:18 Fri 16th Nov 2012
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starone

Turpentine versus Holy Water

A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy said,...
09:39 Mon 01st Oct 20124 answers, last by tonyav 17:53 Mon 01st Oct 2012
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quizzywig

Dr Who

Very good storyline. (Can't decide which are the scariest - the weeping angels or cybermen - also can't believe I've been watching this series since I was 10!) I shall miss Amy and the cute Rory...
05:43 Sun 30th Sep 20127 answers, last by quizzywig 14:25 Sun 30th Sep 2012
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starone

The importance of exercise

Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at £4,000 per month. My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he...
18:28 Mon 24th Sep 20124 answers, last by janes343 12:51 Fri 14th Dec 2012
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starone

A damn fine explanation

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. Naturally she was upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this...
17:44 Sat 22nd Sep 20126 answers, last by albaqwerty 21:16 Sat 22nd Sep 2012
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sp1814

Why don't women go on shooting rampages?

This was asked to me by a female colleague earlier today whilst a group of us were discussing the murders at the Batman screening in Colorado. I'd never consciously considered it before - but it seems...
00:56 Thu 26th Jul 201236 answers, last by jno 20:51 Thu 26th Jul 2012
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Jemisa

Codes for the more mature...

The kids have all their little SMS codes, like BFF, What The Funicular, LOL etc. So here are some codes for the more mature..... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~ ATD - At the Doctor's...
15:10 Sat 10th Mar 20128 answers, last by roger 00:46 Mon 12th Mar 2012
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brokenwing

pitcherwits

anyone done 18a ? they are about to add-to family M???E?S / to/ be...
18:17 Thu 08th Mar 20123 answers, last by brokenwing 18:51 Thu 08th Mar 2012
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dickythecook

One of you clever

people out there posted a link for a free hosting site to enable an ABer to post pics. I've looked but can't find it. I would be grateful if you could post it again. TIA
19:12 Thu 23rd Feb 20126 answers, last by Dickythecook 10:59 Fri 24th Feb 2012
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sandyRoe

Is there anywhere in myth or legend a story of a mask which when put on can't be removed?

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20:15 Fri 17th Feb 201211 answers, last by mike b 05:18 Thu 26th Apr 2012
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Jemisa

The little boy...

A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his job's feeding the chickens etc.. "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no...
17:04 Fri 10th Feb 20125 answers, last by missprim 01:11 Sat 11th Feb 2012

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