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Bumpkin_Clumber
Of being the 1,000th contributor to these hallowed pages ? I'll accept 999 as it's what I did in my previous life...
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tinkerbell23
My uni ball was last night for those who havent seen my thread! Was brill! The meal was to die for i am soooo going to try to recreate it!! Amazing!! And nobody had the same dress as me hahahaha!! And...
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marval
1. Vacuuming too often weakens the carpet fibres. Say this with a serious face, and shudder delicately whenever anyone mentions Carpet Fresh. 2. Dust bunnies cannot evolve into dust rhinos when...
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slinky.kate
£6,459 ,.i am in deep shock,i have spent it already
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Bumpkin_Clumber
Good morning world and especially ABers.. It's fine outside, a nice glow in the sky to the east. Time you were all up and about readying your April Fool jokes (Must have a look at the Jokes Topic)....
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Ratty2E
I've just picked up my post and amongst the usual junk and bills was a large bulging envelope from the Red Cross. It would appear that they think they can bribe me into donating by giving me a...
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stokemaveric
i was putting an ariel up on the garage today and the ladder fell and i was stuck on the roof for 40 minutes...good job it wasnt raining...
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alperchino
Guys! Anyone know what this double clutching is? A guy at work was going on abut it and I don't have a clue :(
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wiggal
Hey all! So, my better half is at a stag do this weekend, and so it is just me, the cats & the axolotls! I am not used to being on my own, but need to start getting used to it as he is going to be...
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gness
Today is the anniversary of my husband`s death. The week in hospital before he died was horrendous and I have very painful memories of what happened to him. Yet today I feel happy. I have had cards,...
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gness
When I am in charge of all the theatres in the world I will ban sweet paper rustling and decapitate people who talk throughout performances.
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Bumpkin_Clumber
Ouch, they have a birthday today... one bite on each ankle and 2 on my arms... good job I have got cloven feet (Despite my wife used to say when she called me a daft old goat or a bloody devil) I dont...
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irban
I have just clicked on to Chatterbank for the very first time. What a load of old rubbish
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smurfchops
I am part exchanging my car on Saturday and want to know if I can claim back the tax from Sunday 1st April? If so how do I do that or do I have to lose the month's refund ?
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Bumpkin_Clumber
This joke is as old as me if not more,,, An old copper, Pc Hardy, was on his beat one night when he saw Johnny cycling towards him, his front lamp was flashing on and off. Just as Pc Hardy was about...
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gness
My laptop has been playing up a bit lately so I have been thinking of a new one. This is a hand me down. Tonight it has been really bad so I plonked it on the kitchen table and told it it had to go....
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LazyGun
You would be hard pressed to make it up.... As if the Church does not already have enough to worry about with all the allegations of paedophile priests, now some church decides to stage a kidnapping...
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EDDIE51
There are a few questions on at the moment saying it is hard to find petrol. How about an AB network telling each other where there is fuel available? we are all over the country so we should be able...
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Bumpkin_Clumber
Just a brief thank you to all ABers - my wife of 8 years died suddenly at home in the early hours of last Tuesday morning. I was Ok at the time, my old training kicked in and I went into auto-pilot...
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Caran
With the postage increase I was wondering about cards online. Does the recipient actually receive a card in their hand or does it get emailed to them? What if they do not have an email address? I do...

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