I Never Saw A Purple Cow...

[sandyRoe]

I never hope to see one,
But I can tell you, anyhow,
I’d rather see than be one!

Any verses come to your mind on this, National Poetry Day?

[maggiebee]

Things that go 'Bump' in the night,
Should not really give you a fright.
It's the hole in the ear
That let's in the fear,
That, and the absence of light

[hellywelly4]

Gavmacp - there's Poetry Please, usually on a Sunday afternoon I think. With Roger Mcgough.

[Gavmacp]

Hellywelly4,
I will tune in. Funny I have listened to Radio 4 a couple of times and thought it very interesting but have not got round to listening in, yet.

[DTCwordfan]

sandy, the little question of Mary's lamb
It may well have been an AB ***
Or your average Welshie testeroned ram
but then a Welshie resident is our mikey

[DTCwordfan]

rhymes with mikey and starts with p......

[gness]

An excellent choice for best answer,
Calibax...I know what you mean....
I'd excitedly type a quiz answer.....
And find flippin' Scorpio's been...... :-(

[marval]

Mr. Camel and Miss. Dromedary were married
And in time a baby was due.
Said Mrs. Camel to her beloved
'Would you prefer one hump or two?'

When I took my zebra to Tesco
It got scanned by mistake at the till
How I wish I'd discovered the error
Before I'd settled the bill


Patrick Winstanley