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Jeza | 22:09 Thu 06th Nov 2014 | Jokes
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Married 50 years - Priceless!


After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said,

"Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.

Now ... I have a £750,000 home, a £45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 73-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman.
She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great?
They really know how to solve an old guy's problems!

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My kind of girl!
We're the winners, Jeza xx
Can't be much fun for her sleeping with a 73 year- old man!
it's all true. ;)
Where is she going to get a 10" black and white TV from?
Not her problem

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