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Quoi | 09:18 Sat 01st Mar 2014 | Jokes
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Kens wife called him into the Kitchen one morning and demanded that he made love to her immediately.
After insisting on exactly 2 minutes of foreplay they made love right there on the Kitchen floor.

Afterwards Ken kissed his wife and said "Wow, that was a nice surprise but what was all that about?"

She replied "Well the egg timer's broken...... and your soft boiled eggs are ready!"
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Lol ;-)
09:19 Sat 01st Mar 2014
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LOL -- the yolk was on him
23:38 Sat 01st Mar 2014
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Eggactly, excel.
23:40 Sat 01st Mar 2014
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how did they time the 2 minute foreplay?
23:42 Sat 01st Mar 2014
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How do you like your eggs in a morning, fertilised?
23:42 Sat 01st Mar 2014
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They counted to 120, Quoi.
23:45 Sat 01st Mar 2014
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Good answer TonyAV but you should have spotted I was just trying to distract you lot from going down the eggy answers route haha
23:49 Sat 01st Mar 2014
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Doh.
23:50 Sat 01st Mar 2014
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that's 'fingered' you, tony
23:51 Sat 01st Mar 2014
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Oh well, I'll just have to soldier on I suppose.
23:54 Sat 01st Mar 2014
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What about the couple who made love by the ticking of their bedroom alarm clock.

The fellow died the other day, after a fire engine passed by the house in the middle of the night ?
12:27 Sun 02nd Mar 2014

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