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Eastern European Scam... Beware

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Slapshot | 02:42 Sat 19th Oct 2013 | Jokes
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Over the last month I became a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into Sainsbury's for a bit of shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking voluptuous 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen, their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead ask you for a lift to another supermarket store, in my case, Tesco at Westhill.

You agree and they both get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing, and both get completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately, and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet!

I've had my wallet stolen July 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, and 29th. August May 1st, 4th,6th,10th twice yesterday and very likely again this coming weekend. P.S. Aldi have wallets on sale for £1.99 each but Lidl are £1.75 and look better
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thank heavens!! i thought i was the only one that got done (and will be again this afternoon)
07:36 Sat 19th Oct 2013
and the men give me a regular rub down ;)
Lol!
Naughty naughty naughty....yellow card....you thought you could hide over here ....minty sees it all ! Lol


thank heavens!!

i thought i was the only one that got done (and will be again this afternoon)

Where can I complain about this sexist crime and get a chunk of compenation for my hurt female feeling? We never get taken in like this and it's unfair.


come to my local supermarket today zebo - i'll dig out my bucket & sponges, and my mankini
You get a better class of girl in the Waitrose car park.

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