You Know..

[carrust]

...you're getting old when you go to bed & find the Mrs reading the Lakeland catalogue:-( Even worse when she starts chirping-on about the products:-(( Even worserer when she pokes you in the back & says, "we could do with one of those shower squeegies:-(((

[ChillDoubt]

You know you're getting old when you're watching a porn film and your first thought is: That bed looks comfortable.

You also know you're getting old when the noises you make getting out of bed are the same ones you used to make when you were in it.