A Joke As Old As A Hill......

[DTCwordfan]

It was the first day of a new school year in Devon.

Three boys arrive at class late and the teacher asks the first boy "Why are you tardy," the boy replies "I've been on Blueberry Hill" the teacher said "Take your seat."

She asks the next boy why he was late. "I was on Blueberry Hill also" he replied.

Then she asked the third boy, but he replied with the same answer.

As the boys were sitting down a pretty girl enters the classroom

"Let me guess", said the teacher. "You where on Blueberry Hill also?"

"NO.... I am Blueberry Hill" replied the girl.

[tonyav]

Her squeal was so shrill.

[excelsior-1]

it's just run of the mill

[tonyav]

So she ran uphill.

[frugalfred]

She smelt of dill, it made me ill.......

[excelsior-1]

………well, i've had my fill

(goodnight)

[baza]

but gave me a thrill all the same

[marval]

Well she was game

[DTCwordfan]

and my final one, our Bill, will he or willie.

[tonyav]

baza, not when you get the bill.


Goodnight excel.