Can someone come and look after me

[EvianBaby]

Been feeling utterly poo all day so came home at lunch.

Still feel poo and miserable because I don't have anyone to look after me. Sob.

[EvianBaby]

Are you thinking about hiring him Joe?

[gness]

Evian...you didn't post to have to justify yourself to the likes of joeluke. x

[EvianBaby]

I know, I just don't want him to get lonely talking to himself.

[joeluke]

No, just curious........people in glass houses etc

[joeluke]

.....and who rattled your cage gness?

[EvianBaby]

Also, 2.5 years is nothing special. I think I hadn't had one for five years before migraine day.

My dad has had ONE sic day in 40 years. And that was when we made him after he had a stroke a couple of years ago. Good stock I'm from!

[gness]

Take more than you to rattle my cage sweetie.

[Mick-Talbot]

I used to get sick every time an England game clashed with my shift.

[EvianBaby]

Oh no, I lied. I was in hospital for 5 days last year. I didn't pop out to work on those days.

[joeluke]

....or every time Leeds got stuffed eh Mick?

[Maydup]

I'm not very good with poo so I'm pleased you're sounding a bit better now. Snug up and sleep well tonight, tomorrow's another day.

[sunny-dave]

My 'sick record' is impeccable ... try delivering training sessions whilst hopping around on a broken toe ... good fun & quite character building.

Actually, when I was a manager, I used to hate people who 'struggled in whatever their state of health' - they worked inefficiently, infected everyone else and were (above all) pompous, smug gits.

[EvianBaby]

Thanks Maidup, don't worry though, poo wasn't the problem ;)

You know, I actually don't like being off work. You can't get excited about the weekend in the same way when you haven't earned it.

[EDDIE51]

2sp_ , whe are you, New Zealand ?
Sheep virus must be common there as they outnumber humans 10 to 1.

[gness]

Pompous, smug pudding sounds so much better Dave. Loved that!
Pudding: Thick dessert.....also stupid person.