joeluke
......from international football So he whinged that he wasn't being selected for England, then when he was finally picked he changed his mind and didn't want to play, now he goes into international...
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joeluke
When he was growing up little Johnny's father said "Never open the septic tank cover, its extremely dangerous, and you won't like what you see". But one day temptation got the better of Johnny and he...
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joeluke
Did he forget to eat his pre match meal today?
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joeluke
http://www.sportinglife.com/football/news/article/165/8577022/michael-owen-announces-retirement Hands up those who thought he'd retired years ago? When did he actually last play/score regularly? 5 or...
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joeluke
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/mar/18/rio-ferdinand-withdraws-england-squad After bleating for ages about Hodgson overlooking him for 'footballing reasons', Ferdinand is selected again and...
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joeluke
McDonalds are the latest victim in the meat scandal.
Apparently traces of Beef have been found in their burgers....
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joeluke
they can detect traces of pork in halal meat served to prisoners yet miss all the drugs, mobile phones etc which are smuggled in?
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joeluke
If I was a smoker this ad would seriously make me want to quit
Any thoughts smokers?...
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joeluke
http://i47.tinypic.com/so1gkx.jpg...
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joeluke
Item on tonights news about school which went the extra mile to open.......teachers coming in early, clearing paths/playgrounds/carparks, walking round with buckets spreading salt etc Good old British...
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joeluke
......the average bloke thinks about sex once every six breasts....
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joeluke
How long has Oprah Whinfrey worked for the International Cycling authorities? Otherwise why has she been grilling him about his lying, cheating actions? The guy has less than zero credibility now...
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joeluke
He's missed 10 out of 27 penalties for Man U
Maybe his royal Ferginess is cr@p at maths, otherwise why would he still allow him to take spot kicks?...
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joeluke
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/21092349 "There's no doubt about the difference between Rafael's handball and Jordan Spence's. Spence plays for West Ham and the away team, while Rafael plays for...
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joeluke
....is it such a big deal when you consider what's rumoured to be served as meat in certain takeaways?
Woof woof...
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joeluke
On the eve of the Liverpool match, reports are coming in from Man Utd's Carrington training ground that Howard Webb has picked up a thigh strain. Fergie is considering naming Mark Clattenburg to take...
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joeluke
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2260862/Man-34-threw-bottle-Usain-Bolt-Olympics-100m-final-guilty-public-disorder.html He shouted abuse and threw a drinks bottle towards Bolt which landed...
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joeluke
At my work an obnoxious arrogant bloke is known among a small group of us as 'Thrush'...........because he's an irritating little c***
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joeluke
Would anyone be stupid enough to rent one of his rooms and have to adhere to his strict demands? £15 charge for leaving dirty dishes in the sink??? Love the bit at the end which says 'enjoy your read...
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joeluke
.........dire
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/video/2013/jan/08/david-bowie-where-are-we-now-video...
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