Here I am Maam

[Bazile]

A lady was tired of living alone , so she put an ad in the paper which outlined her requirements.
She wanted a man who -

1. Would treat her nicely
2. Wouldn't run away from her .
3.Would be good in bed.

Then, one day, she heard the doorbell ring.
She answered it, and there on the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn't have any arms or legs.

"I'm here about the ad you put in the paper. '' , said the man .
''As you can see, I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run away from you."

"Yes, but are you good in bed?" asked the lady

"How do you think I rang the doorbell?" , replied the man

[tonyav]

Big LOL.

[excelsior-1]

very good

[penelope2]

Brilliant, an original to me.

[Jemisa]

The old ones are the best aye Baz? :)

Jem