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Worst Christmas Cracker Joke Ever!

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jd_1984 | 13:58 Thu 16th Dec 2010 | ChatterBank
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Here's one I got during our works doo last week:

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?

A mince spy.
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What happened to the hyena who fell into a pot of gravy?

He made a laughing stock of himself.
23:24 Thu 16th Dec 2010
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That's GOOD for a cracker joke :-)
23:26 Thu 16th Dec 2010
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What do you call a man buried under leaves?


Russell
23:27 Thu 16th Dec 2010
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What do you call a man with a spade in his head?


Doug
23:28 Thu 16th Dec 2010
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What's brown, steams and comes out of Cowes?

The Isle of Wight ferry.
23:29 Thu 16th Dec 2010
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Q: What's round and green and bounces around the Australian bush?
A: Skippy the cooking apple.


Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick.
23:41 Thu 16th Dec 2010
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How do you get your name in lights the world over?

Change your name to Emergency Exit.

Who is never hungary at christmas?

The turkey, its always stuffed.

jem
23:50 Thu 16th Dec 2010
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Great minds, Zippy. Great minds. :-D
23:52 Thu 16th Dec 2010
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"What is brown and sticky? "


The poster of Rihanna on my bedroom wall ;-)
09:28 Fri 17th Dec 2010
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