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Actual notes found on patients hospital charts pt.2

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marval | 17:01 Mon 27th Jul 2009 | Jokes
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15. She is numb from her toes down.

16. While in A&E, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.

17. The skin was moist and dry.

18. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

19. Patient was alert and unresponsive.

20. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.

21. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.

22. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.

23. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

24. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

25. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

26. The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead.

27. Skin: somewhat pale but present.

28. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

29. Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit on the abdomen and I agree.

30. Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.

31. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

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LOL excellent marval. I am no 31 btw :D
and 23
OH is 25

you not one of my neighbours are you lol
Wonderful marvel, made me laugh.
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No not your neighbour I think.

Glad you both liked it
Love No.15.
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Yes No 15 is good.
Absolute gems!
pmsl :)

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