....but you lot can be really clever when you want to be.
I'm trying to recall the guy who had a skin condition - basically whatever touched his skin stuck to it and tore it off. The guy was a northerner, Lancashire I think, small, fragile, and looked older than he was. That said he was a really upbeat guy, and you couldn't help liking him.
Channel four did a documentary about him, and it was one of - if not the saddest docs I have ever seen.