Kinda of a personal question

[barney32]

Last night i was in the bath with a toy (from a well known sex shop in the UK, ladies it's water proof and well worth the money!)
I finshed off my orgasim with the shower head, which i will admit was mind blowing.

my question is if i can *** using a toy and a shower head, why i can't *** with my fella?

[redcrx]

bit too much info there dont ya think?

[Velvetee]

Your fella obviously doesn't know what he's doing. More instruction from you would probably help him.

[sqad617]

Shouldn't it be....."if I can 0rg'sm using a toy and a shower head.....why do I need a fella?"

[ummmm]

He's not doing it right then.

[carrust]

I'd kick him out & get a plumber in:-)

[sqad617]

carrust.....hi.... I thought that topic might bring you to the surface. LOL LOL

[carrust]

Pot & kettle squad, pot & kettle:-)

[McMouse]

Was it a power head?

[barney32]

McMouse, yes it's a power shower

[sqad617]

Funny username for a female....barney LOL LOL

You are not one of the Flintstones are you?

[barney32]

Sqad617, do ya think?

I can asure you i'm 100% pure woman!
Barney is a name of a donkey, i used to have :)

[carrust]

How was your donkey hung???

[mccfluff]

i'm trying to resist i really am, where is salla, she'll never be able to cope.......

[sqad617]

Barney.....lucky donkey to have you on his back.

[Lil O'lady]

Who's being horrid to poor little donkeys?

[joggerjayne]

Why do you need a man ?

Do you have a lawn ?

[Lil O'lady]

Barney, do you think the source of your problem might be that your man is out and about enjoying himself with real people, while you're making up daft stories online?
If you perceive an area of temporary dificulty between yourselves, you'll find actually hanging out together is part of the solution.
Be a dear and wash out the shower head before you next have staying guests.