I got my hair cut today

[bobtheturkey]

and i was able to take the cut hair home as bedding for my pet pig Colin, im still ugly though, when did you last get your hair cut?

[cazzz1975]

only when it pokes out under the bin liner, roughly once every 4 years

[logic]

which one ?

[logic]

why are you ugly, bob have you got wattles, ?

[Eve]

erm....month or so ago I think...

having it done again shortly, having a new do to come to terms with saying goodbye to my twenties :)

[helliebobs]

I specifically told you not to, I hope you have a bloody good explanation otherwise there is going to be trouble!
I'm having mine cut on Friday tut

[sir.knobby]

Do you realise this is the first time I have heard you mention colin now for about 2 years.

Even though I kept on mentioning him to you.

And there was me thinking that you had eaten the pot bellied little monster but all the time you was saving your hair up for his bed.


Awwwwwwwww you do love him after all.

[sara3]

my cat, Colin, is offended.

[bobtheturkey]

but i can see now bobs, yes knobby he is my food reserve in case i ever get snowed in

[helliebobs]

But I didn't want you to see!!!!

[dot.hawkes]

who's told you that you are ugly? was it the girl in the barbers? Ignore her she will have been having a bad hair day,

[ugly_bob]

I'll have you know I cut my hair last week.