Farmer Giles

[warpig3]

Morning All

Farmer Giles has come a calling at my back door, ha, ha, ha!

Now my question is, will he leave of his own accord or will I have to employ some eviction tactics?

Hope all you lovely ladies are keeping fine and bumps are big.

Piglet is called Alexandra but is Lexi to us.

warpigxx

[bigmamma]

Don't worry natalie , as warpig says , they are just an unwelcome part of some labours . They usually don't stay long and are not there to stay . xxxx

[Petal~flower]

I remember them well warpig lol

beautiful name you have chosen.

email me a pic please

well when you can figure out how to do it! :-)

Someone should tell natalie its safe to return!

[natalie_1982]

Thanks Petal. I remember my aunty having to carry a ring cushion with her everywhere, but I think that was more for stitches than anything else.

It doesn't sound too pleasant mamma, it's making me clench my bum cheeks and my teeth!

[bigmamma]

Natalie , close your ears .......you will be thankfull you don't have a perineum full of stitches as well as Farmer Giles warpig , you soon learn to sit on one cheek then !

[redcrx]

natalie, just to make you feel a bit better, i didnt get them during or after pregnancy last time.
and to avoid stitches in perineum you could always do the massage

[MONTCRIEFF49]

nice name for baby xxxxxxx

but as for farmer giles


http://i10.tinypic.com/nbrwv5.jpg

well painful lol hahahah

[Psychick]

Hi warpig , like some others, I cant help with farmer giles (but at least I remembered the reference this time lol) just wanted to say what a pretty name. My friends little girl, who goes to school with my daughter is also Alexandra and although everyone at school calls her Alex, her parents and family all call her Lexi. I think just Lexi is pretty as a christian name as well. I would love to see a pic or few too. Red has my email address, Im sure she wont mind passing it on to you if you dont mind me having a nosey at little piglet (I think that name should stick lol)

As for quick labours, both mine have been quick and I didnt need stitches neither time (amazing considering I was still only 3cm with this one when she popped out!) So dont panic too much natalie, it wont seem at all bad once baby nat is in your arms.

[natalie_1982]

Psy I was the smallest baby and shortest labour in my family at 8lb7oz and 11hours. Dad's side all start at 10lb! Thanks for your words of comfort but I have resigned myself to the fact that I will be giving birth to a toddler LOL

[bigmamma]

Natalie sweetie , there are plenty of deliveries that have no stitches and no Farmer Giles honey , plenty , just relax and look forward to holding your little baby in your arms honey , I didn't mean to scare you , if I did I apologise . xxxxxxx

[natalie_1982]

Awww mamma, you didn't scare me, I was being a bit tongue in cheek really. My mum and hubby think I am being surprisingly lax about it all, but the way I see it as millions of billions (probably) of women have given birth before me without a hitch, my family history, although including late, longish labours and big babies, is good and there have been so complications (aside from very minor ones like requiring stitches and forceps, etc). The only thing I have to worry about as I see it is conserving my energy as chances are I am going to have a late baby and a long labour, and want to do as well as I can/ I'm actually looking forward to it, and my mum reckons I'll be the smug cow that says "Well, I honestly don't know what you were all so worked up about!".

Thanks for the concern though :-)
Ask me again as we get closer to my due date and see if I give the same answer LOL XX

[Kleiber]

Congratulations, warpig!! (On the safe arrival of Alexandra, not Farmer Giles...!!) Love, K xxx

[scampchen]

Hi babe - long time no read! Just had to say that you've chosen a most excellent name - delighted for you. Also enjoy your first Mother's Day tomorrow; Lexi arrived in good time! Love to all - scampchen xoxo

[warpig3]

scampchen how the hell are you, have emailed some pics to you, hope it works, my dad did them (as you know I am cr@p at this computer stuff). Hope all is well with you and everyone. Give Scamp and Aidy a scratch behind the ears from me. xxxxx

LOL Kleiber, Farmer giles has been served with an eviction notice!

[scampchen]

Adey needs a kick up the ar5e at the best of times but I will oblige with Scamp lol. Am now busting to get into work so I can check the photos out! I also forgot to tell you that the girls from Spar (you know which branch) were asking about you, so as I value my air supply I thought I'd better advise you of that! Hope you're finding it easier to sit down tonight and that Lexi is letting you get some well-earned kip. All other usual people over here have been enquiring as to your (plural) welfare. Other news will be sent to your other e-mail address asap this week. Hope your first Mother's Day went well babe xoxo

[Ice.Maiden]

Hi warpig - glad you and Lexi are doing so well. Bet she's beautiful! xx