What's Love Got To Do With It?

[luna-tic]

If the creator/s one defining message in all religions is love, then why are there so many belief systems and races of people that have factors to segregate them?
Is this the humans test set by the creator/s, to see if we can all get along? Were we brought to this planet as different tribes?
Which religion came first and if that one was proved to be the closest to the God/s over pouring of love then why isn't it the one and only global religion?
Sorry, more than one question there.

[China Doll]

Wiz's wand is a lesser known God?! Ye God's people what is this cultish band I've joined?! I'm only a sweet young thing compared to you lot you know.... Jeeesh.

Incidently, the bobbly headed one has seen fit to enforce me in to a chastity belt so I will now be conforming like a good girl but I think it's a tough cult that puts me ina chastity belt and won't let me have the key to the wine cellar.... There'd better be something good at the end of this y'know!

[naomi24]

China Oh, do stop flapping, please. You've obviously seen the error of your ways, so you're free - and the chastity belt has been removed. Just keep away from the Wonderful Wand of Wiz. It's one of those things that we on R&S can only explain as yet another mysterious force of nature, and, as such, can be mighty scary!

I'm taking this bobble hat off before I'm branded a siren. I know it's not doing Luna any good - and if it's affecting him, goodness knows what it will do to Wiz - and his wand! Funny how fellas go for a saucy bit if Fair Isle, isn't it? Oh what power we women wield!

[luna-tic]

Cor! Did someone mention bobble hat?
I'd better be off to get my shredded wheat before Naomi changes her mind and the corner becomes my permanent place of residence.
:0)

[mibn2cweus]

Can you spot the superior musical instrument in
this picture?

Dahder? . . . Nope.

Unnhhh? . . . You got it sister! Now blow!

Remember seein� that dude getting tossed out of the pub for thinkin� he could order up another magnum of wine by whistling across the top of the empty bottle? . . . Yup, you guessed it . . . That was me-not-bn2cweus!

So, your sure you still want to grant me that audition???

Fair warning! I might be tempted into tryin� to pick some locks . . . even with both hands tied behind my back!

[naomi24]

Mibs Ah ha!! So that's it!! Wonderful!! Another instrument to add to the band. No audition necessary!! Welcome!!

Picking locks with your hands tied behind your back? Now that would be a wonder to behold!!!

[luna-tic]

Blimey!!! A few toots on the Mag Pipe by Mibs and I'm sure all maritime skippers will be looking for the rocks in their vicinity.
YO-HO-HO and a bottle of vino collapso!

[Theland]

And to think I always had Mibs taped as an accomplished virtuoso of the "Catophone." just shows you how wrong you can be.

[China Doll]

Any chance of sticking me back in to that belt naomi? I think I want to see Mib's trick... All for the benefit of the greater good, his teachings might have something I can learn from.

Cellar keys please?? I'm nearly out of merlot here. I'll provide cheese and nibbles if you do....

You know you lot are a really bad influence on me.

[Theland]

We ae a sect!

[naomi24]

China, yep, no problem. I'm all for research, although I'm not sure mibs has the bottle, so to speak.

Cellar keys? Mmmmm .... not sure about that. I do like to keep my eye on the wine cellar. Mmmmm.... Merlot is very dear to my heart ............... although cheese and Merlot? Mmmmm ..... not often I'm tempted, but I'm swaying slightly. Oops, it's turning into a definite wobble. Steady there girl.

[China Doll]

I've got crackers for the cheese.....

And grapes... Go on, you know you want to give me the keys!

[Theland]

How are the practice sessions going?

[luna-tic]

Hello Theland,
I've been trying to compose a little tune. I've just sent my last set of spoons to Uri Geller to see if he can straighten them.
I'm not sure what Naomi,China and the rest of the gang are up to.
I hope Mibs is okay, last I heard, there were some experiments going on down in the cellar.

[Theland]

Luna, I think it is time you tried your hand at a "Rap," as the tune lends itself well to cyber music.

Something like:- "The AB Rap."

"Me and the feller,
is rappin' in de cellar,
what shall ah tell 'er,
while ahm rappin in de cellar,"

chorus

"Don't be tellin' dat woman a ting,
Unless dat woman is goin' te sing,
Unless dat woman gets doin' her ting,
An' give y'all a belt of de fine calypso,
An' a slug o' de Vino Collapso."

Etc etc etc

[luna-tic]

groovy!!!