Oops, another faux pas, but not intentionally rude, China, I assure you. Mib has just voluntarily auditioned - and may I say has greatly impressed the panel - well me, at least, since Luna, our other impresario, isn't around at the moment. If you would like to audition, you'd be most welcome, so come on girl, do your stuff - and let's see what you're made of.
Incidentally, you should be aware before auditiioning that the Loonie Orchestra isn't simply an orchestra. It's actually a branch of a cult known as the Loonies - not to be confused with the Moonies, so you must, of course, be willing to join that too. Other members are regulars on R&S and include Theland (musical director), Mani (shoe box and rubber band), Wizard (washboard and thimble), me (comb and paper), and of course Luna, our resident songbird, who also plays the spoons, and will hopefully soon be joined by Mib to delight us with an array of wonderful duets. Can you play an instrument, because if so, we do have a very fine saucepan and lid going spare?