LOL shazzz, I always check out other peoples trolleys if I am in a queue, and if I have some junk food in mine I try and hide it under something healthy, have you ever tried to hide a family sized packet of doritos under a banana? - damn difficult.
A single girl goes to Tesco's and buys a ready meal for one, a bar of chocolate, a packet of crisps, a pint of milk, a bottle of wine, an apple and an orange.
She gets to the checkout and the bloke putting through her groceries looks at them then at her and says'you must be single'.
She replies 'yes, how did you know, is it because I am buying a single persons food?'
'No', replies the cashier 'its because you're ugly!.