I'll settle for something that's just a 2-in-1 beer shampoo. i.e. one that puts shampoo on my hair and beer in my mouth simultaneously - time's much too precious to be wasted, I think ;-)
My mum went through a phase of buying Beer shampoo. It must have been a special offer. My dad used Fairy Liquid to wash his hair, once my mum died he actually kept it in the bathroom. He was not a brave man! He was very sweet but totally confused by the modern world around him.