Snooker Accident!

Voltage | 07:28 Tue 09th Jan 2018 | Jokes

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A lorry carrying a load of snooker equipment has crashed on the M25...

The driver is under a rest and the cues go back miles!

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very good news the M25 has re-opened after a total clearance!

The lorry was on it's way to Pool(e)

He tried to cut in, poor fellow, he was seen afterwards with Willie Torn.

I'm snookered!..

Pocket billiards is more fun...............

marval

At least people could use the bridge to miss it.

Did the accident happen near Baize-water ?

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Traffic Update:

A Vicks Vaporub lorry has overturned on the motorway.

Police have confirmed that there will be no congestion for 8 hours!

Sorry, but I've got to get this off my chest, these traffic problems get right up my nose.

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lol breath in breath out

Sorry, I've calmed down now. I menthol no harm.

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