I couldn't be.....

[EvianBaby]

A Traffic warden.

I'm a soft touch so I'd just let everyone off and get sacked. Apart from when I have PMT and then I'd have half the population trying to mow me down in their car to get rid of me.

Any jobs you just couldn't bring yourself to do (try not to be too serious, it's just a bit light hearted)?

[rockyracoon]

Nurse, or anyone has to clear up body fluids, especially sick. Not for me that, bleurgh.

[EvianBaby]

You'd be no good as a street cleaner then with all those 'pavement pizzas' :)

[Kiki-frog]

I couldn't be an RSPCA inspector. It would probably only be a matter of days before I was on a murder charge.

[gingejbee]

Abattoir worker - just couldn't.

[Duncer]

Strip club inspector.

How could I ever be impartial?

[factor-fiction]

Teacher

[Baldric]

A Diplomat!

[McMouse]

A Madame in a bordello.

[rockyracoon]

Eew, Evi, makes me gag just reading that.

[murraymints]

Ab Editor..I 'd be power crazy !!

[mccfluff]

anything with children or where i have to be nice to people

i could do traffic warden :-)

[Nibble]

Social worker, I'd be too busy telling some clients to get a grip, and look after their children - I'm not very understanding as to "it's not my fault that I'm x/y/z".

[EvianBaby]

Lol, these are making me laugh. It could also prove to be quite revealing :)

[gness]

Is being a Nun a job?

[2sp_]

gness - you don't want to be a nun. The pay is rubbish and you never see the Boss.

[gness]

Oh no no 2sp. I mean if it is a job I couldn't do it. Not because of the pay but more because of the other...er....you know.

[jno]

you don't look cool in black? Except when in a skip full of Guinness, obviously.

[DTCwordfan]

There is a job in the Oil world for testing pressure movements in prospective new fields, part of what is needed to determine how much there is down there. The title being "Bottom Hole Analyser"

Then there is the person who puts the mounting around pictures, "Mounter"

[gness]

No again....not that...I look good in black....killer heels and red lippy.

[tinkerbell23]

Couldnt be a nun either LOL the chapel would fall down around me LOL

Couldnt be a vet or rspca thingy it would break my heart

Couldnt work in a private school with all the little posh kids

Or a florist with my hayfever LOL x