World Naked Gardening Day

[Zacs-Master]

It's today! Get out there. But watch the rose thorns!
http://victoriabuzz.com/2016/05/12th-annual-world-naked-gardening-day-may-7/

[agchristie]

Hope I don't stumble across an old rake in my grounds...

[Zacs-Master]

If you do ag you could ask him to trim your bush.

[agchristie]

What bush? :)

[Zacs-Master]

Oooooh.

[sandyRoe]

The banks of nettles would be a problem.

[agchristie]

Zacs,just call it a crackdown!

[Zacs-Master]

Ooh you are awful. Let me know when the weeds appear and I'll be round with me strimmer.

[agchristie]

Sorry Zacs, never the twine shall meet! :)

[Zacs-Master]

You're just paying lip service now.

[agchristie]

Going to check my Tulips in fact Zacs :)

[Zacs-Master]

Splutter. Don't deflower too early.

[Old_Geezer]

I'm disappointed to report that the neighbours either side of me do not seem to have heard.

[marval]

My neighbours are too nice to inflict that on them, even my plants are shaking with fear.

[bookbinder]

I wouldn't attempt to do any gardening in the buff. I don't think that I'd be able to get any work done for all the women who would be crowding around me. It wouldn't be the screaming and shouting that would bother me; it would be all that pawing and touching that would really make me wave my secateurs about. No, I'll stay indoors and watch the grass grow.

[douglas9401]

Still a bit cool around these parts for displaying my prize plums.

[Hopkirk]

Drat, I didn't realise, and it's too late now.