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cupid04 | 00:40 Tue 24th Dec 2013 | Jokes
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What do you want for Christmas ? a woman asks her man.
'Something to wear, and a little something to play with', he replies.
On Christmas morning he eagerly unwraps his gift...... a pair of trousers with the pockets cut out of them.
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LOL.
00:41 Tue 24th Dec 2013
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That ruins my elephant impersonation.
00:45 Tue 24th Dec 2013
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he'll really be feeling cocky then
00:46 Tue 24th Dec 2013
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African or Indian elephant pal?
00:49 Tue 24th Dec 2013
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Think before you answer, Wharton, it matters !.
00:51 Tue 24th Dec 2013
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Scottish :)
00:51 Tue 24th Dec 2013
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One of them's got bigger.........................ears!!!!!!!!!!!!
00:55 Tue 24th Dec 2013
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African/Indian - It doesn't matter, they've both got huge feet.
00:56 Tue 24th Dec 2013
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Why do elephants have big ears?
Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom.
00:59 Tue 24th Dec 2013
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lol
21:43 Wed 25th Dec 2013
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Cupid, best one yet, lol
21:53 Wed 25th Dec 2013

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