Birds Are Picking On Me.

[giveup]

My husband is away and has left the car outside.(due to the garage being a bit full)Also a friend who is in hospital has parked here as well. Every bird in the area seems to be pooing over both cars, so I'm spending ages washing bird poo off two cars,and I don't even drive.(They do say its lucky)

[cupid04]

Will help you keep fit, lol!

[giveup]

I'm only washing the bits I have to,not a full valet.

[tonyav]

So the cars have a few very clean patches on them now, giveup ?.

[giveup]

Not really

[giveup]

pressed the wrong button,was going to say,not really tony because every time I do it they poo on it again.

[tonyav]

So the cars must have been pretty clean before the birds attacked then, giveup.

[tonyav]

Right then giveup, the cars will soon be clean all over then lol.

[DTCwordfan]

my father got crapped on, driving through Kendal, his car roof open on a sunny day and right under the Town Hall, a bird with diarrhoea decided to emit forth, catching him square on his bald patch.....

[giveup]

God knows what they're eating. Same thing happened to me once DT,not on a bald patch though, although my father swore I'd be bald by 40 because I kept changing my hair colour.That was a long time ago and thankfully my hair is still intact.

[tonyav]

The birds seem to wait for me to put the roof down !.

[Georgiesmum]

Spring has sprung!

[baza]

Little birdie flying high
dropped a message from the sky
As I wiped it from my eye
I thanked God that cows don't fly.

[gness]

Which "birds" Tony? ;-) x

Your lottery numbers this week, Giveup...are? x

[albaqwerty]

Birds in my area use my clean living room windows for target practice.
I might buy an air rifle and use them for target practice.
(It's the seagulls and crows before anyone suggests I'm nasty to birds)

[giveup]

My lottery numbers Gness are the ones that never come up. I'd stop doing it but unfortunately always use the same numbers (a big mistake) and I wouldn't be able to stop myself looking at the results.

[gness]

Alba!!!! My familiar is a crow and MrsO's a seagull..........albeit a headless one. :-(

Giveup...I am still putting on the unluckiest numbers OH chose on day one of the lottery, but.....my friend decided he had had enough of his same numbers never winning so he stopped and...you've guessed it! He kept on checking...the numpty....and his numbers came up for a really big win. x

[albaqwerty]

Gness :-) xx
Between you, Mrs O and JJ I'm very, very wary of doing anything nasty to seagulls and crows :-)

Haven't done the lottery for years, isn't it now the lotto and £2 a pop?

[giveup]

Exactly Gness, Just imagine if it happened to you, it must be awful.(and the tickets are going up to £2 each soon)

[giveup]

Alba do you fancy a few days in Devon -----with your gun.(and some of your teas)

[cupid04]

do the national health lottery instead.