My Friend

marval | 20:06 Tue 10th Jan 2017 | Jokes

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My friend loves glossy magazines.

So I bought her a Dulux catalogue.

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Nice one

Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A: It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.

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What did the painter say to the wall?
One more crack and I'll plaster you.

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