You Have To Love.............

[islasmum]

YOU HAVE TO LOVE A GOOD NURSE.

A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.

The doctors operated and advised him that all was well; however, the policeman kept feeling something pulling at his pubic hairs .

Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn't told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily --- if at all.

Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence,

"Get well soon, from the nurse in the Land Rover you booked for speeding last week."

Kind of brings tears to your eyes doesn't it?

[marval]

lol

[Grandma_Yiddo]

I wish I'd thought of that and I have a Land Rover.

[Old_Geezer]

One doesn't have to, it's better to get to know the naughty ones.

[Hopkirk]

This may be a joke, but do you remember the doctor who got in trouble earlier in the year?

He branded his initials onto a transplant liver, a bit like an artist signing his painting.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/nhs/10536883/Surgeon-suspended-over-claims-he-branded-a-patients-liver.html

[Psybbo]

Big smile