Kiss

[marval]

Shortly before Christmas, a business man was anxious to get home.

The business trip had been grueling and he was not in a particularly good mood.

The airport loudspeakers blared Christmas carols he was sick of hearing. He thought their decorations were tacky. The worst decoration, he thought, was the plastic mistletoe hung over the luggage scale.

Being in a grumpy mood, he said to the woman at the counter, "You know, even if I wasn't married, I wouldn't kiss you."

"That's not what it's there for," said the attendant. "It's so you can kiss your luggage goodbye."

[tonyav]

LOL.

[Baldric]

Must have been Gatwick going by what they've just said on the News!

[albaqwerty]

Like it Marval,

wishing you and yours seasonal greetings xx

[marval]

And seasonal greetings to you and yours too alba.xx