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Jemisa | 22:59 Wed 30th Jan 2013 | Jokes
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The newly-weds are in their honeymoon suite and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage. He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on."

The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers" And don't forget that" he replies, "I will always wear the trousers in this family!"

The bride takes off her panties and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!"

He replies, "I can't get into your panties!"

"And you never will if you don't change your bl00dy attitude."


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Oldie but goodie
Related questions. Cat flap?
And Prince Charles on the tube, not sure of the connection though.
the related posts make good reading :)

Prince Charles on the tube: "Home insurance cancelled by insurance company witnessed a ladies death today. Yet cat flap struggling with last clue."
I think we should start a "spot the connection" for the related questions, most seem to be totally random.
It;s logged me in again as someone else, sorry rhlee, I must have done something wrong!
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EH?

jem
You might well say 'EH' jem especially at the related questions. lol at the joke!

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