Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

We've thrown open the doors of Nungate Towers yet again to all the wonderful Mad over Fifties.
For your delight and edification we have assembled a host of goodies for you, the hot tub has been refilled and plugged in, and the mini bar replenished, the new elastic in the bungee has been thoroughly tested by the local elf and safety executive and awaits it's first vict....sorry, intrepid jumper! The Tapster has concocted a marvelous rum based Tailcock, the "Silly Sailor" in honour of QoM getting back with her ex....................hmm
On Tonight's hotplate, Scoff has assembled wonderful beef olives with a creamy mash and a selection of vegetable accompaniments, and on the pudding trolley we have Treacle Tart with lashings of proper custard. Also available are the usual selection of horses doovers, voly vonts and canopies.
Tonight's entertainment will of course be the Towers Minstrels playing the usual Madrigals and Toccatas, they will also be joined later by the local band the Tone Deafs in a tribute to the Kinks greatest hits. As a special treat the Bulstrode Belles will be giving a demonstration of belly dancing in the conservatory.
Rofl prizes for tonight : Pair of white stilletos (one broken heel) soon to be
a top fashion item I understand
Jar of sequins
The very last box of toffee apples
1 unrolled bandage
A box of fireworks (used)
A warm welcome awaits all those who dare to enter the Towers tonight.

Carriages at Midnight.

[DTCwordfan]

But that isn't a tragedy, tony, it's the norm.

[DTCwordfan]

green and white wuss that he is, tony

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-s2vrmMsHo

[polar-bear]

Hello All, hope you are all well. For the ruffle I have half a bottle of muscadet and a stuffed owl.

[nungate]

Welcome Tony, and welcome to you Daisy.
Have decided that best beloved and I shall keep our own counsel regarding the sailor and daughter at least for the time being. (Awaiting developments really though I do fancy some new "earrings")

Families can be so generous in sharing their colds Daisy can't they? I get so fed up with QoM sharing hers with me, despite all the echinacea and zinc
I have taken over the years. We have plenty of tissues so you might want to hang on to them meantime, if you feel the need of a wee lie down or anything else you have only to ask.


IGOR! Drinks for our guests if you please

[owdhamer]

Cant make the bun fight but big Mick will drop in some goodies,an empty tube of sun cream, a cadbury's egg best before 1989,a wheelbarrow with no wheel, the original chocolate kettle,two tickets to the M62 knocking shop.

[DaisyNonna]

Off to get my cossie. Save me a drink.

[DTCwordfan]

Ah fair white greetings to our Greenland delegate, a few weeks no see......(keep the green and white scarf off, polar.......)

[polar-bear]

Hello DT, I'll have you know I am a Gillingham supporter.

[nungate]

You don't want to know what was going on in this house that evening! No sobbing but much gnashing of teeth and swearing................

The big jessie!

[nungate]

Hello Polar Bear, did you find a parking space for your 'berg?

Drinks anyone?

[DTCwordfan]

Ambon the North Sea sunset,
Across the AB Sea,
My sweet Lothian binti,
Is looking out for me,
I think I hear her singing,
As my ship sails near,
Dancing naked on the sand, cue QoM to blush big time here
Her lovely voice ever more clear,
When I find her on the beach,
She will run away to Nungate Towers from me,
Then quickly stop and run right back,
To her sailor boy emerging from the sea,
I will kiss her essence,
When I make my claim,
Her exciting body mine again,
Calling out my name,
I will pull her close to me,
As she pleads in mock distress,
And when I kiss my precious flower,
She will acquiesce.
Nungate will throw a major fit
And I know I will have to hide my kit.

[DTCwordfan]

More seriously, "If It's Meant To Be, It Will Be!" (who said that?)

[excelsior-1]

Excellent refreshments this evening

[polar-bear]

Hello Nungate. No problems with parking. The chauffeur will return later.

[tonyav]

DT, it wouldn't be quite so bad if he Rod was Scottish !

[nungate]

Not really given to hissy fits DT.

I don't mind who eventually she ends up with as long as he is good to her and doesn't mess her around. According to one of her friends she has chosen quite a few clowns in her time

[nungate]

Very good PB, feel free to take full advantage of the Silly Sailor or indeed any of the brews offered by the Tapster

[tonyav]

But nungate don't you gals have to kiss a few frogs before you find the prince ?

[DTCwordfan]

So what colour scarves do the Gillingham wear?

[excelsior-1]

No parking problems for me either, this is how i got
.