Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

We've thrown open the doors of Nungate Towers yet again to all the wonderful Mad over Fifties.
For your delight and edification we have assembled a host of goodies for you, the hot tub has been refilled and plugged in, and the mini bar replenished, the new elastic in the bungee has been thoroughly tested by the local elf and safety executive and awaits it's first vict....sorry, intrepid jumper! The Tapster has concocted a marvelous rum based Tailcock, the "Silly Sailor" in honour of QoM getting back with her ex....................hmm
On Tonight's hotplate, Scoff has assembled wonderful beef olives with a creamy mash and a selection of vegetable accompaniments, and on the pudding trolley we have Treacle Tart with lashings of proper custard. Also available are the usual selection of horses doovers, voly vonts and canopies.
Tonight's entertainment will of course be the Towers Minstrels playing the usual Madrigals and Toccatas, they will also be joined later by the local band the Tone Deafs in a tribute to the Kinks greatest hits. As a special treat the Bulstrode Belles will be giving a demonstration of belly dancing in the conservatory.
Rofl prizes for tonight : Pair of white stilletos (one broken heel) soon to be
a top fashion item I understand
Jar of sequins
The very last box of toffee apples
1 unrolled bandage
A box of fireworks (used)
A warm welcome awaits all those who dare to enter the Towers tonight.

Carriages at Midnight.

[tonyav]

I don't mind what colour it is, mammar !

[beattie819]

Please may I pop in and observe from the top shelf

[DaisyNonna]

Tony, are you still living in the Midlands? Gather you are another Villa sufferer.

[nungate]

Of course you may join us Beattie, the shelf is so uncomfortable I'm sure there is a nice space on the Chesterfield or in a nice chair by the fire - drink?

[queenofmean]

Cue dramatic entrance....
.....
Slinks down the stairs in a little sparkly number borrowed from 'Strictly'.....and falls over one of the resident black cats.....taaaadahhhhh EVENING :p

[DTCwordfan]

We have a beattie-bat joining us...........will they partake of the "sticky sailor" tailcocks?

[Mammar]

Shift up Tony - I'm moving nearer the fire. This Silly Sailor is hitting the spot, dear host. I'm warming up from the inside out

[beattie819]

Thank you nungate.I know my place, top shelf is fine and there are lots of optics up here:)

[tonyav]

Yes Daisy, about 10 miles north of Birmingham.

[beattie819]

hahaha Ive had a few sticky sailors in my life
and sticky airmen too

[tonyav]

Hi ya, qom and beattie.

[nungate]

Oops!


So much for slinky then.........

[tonyav]

What, no sticky soldiers, beattie.

[Mammar]

Oo-er it's herself! I am honoured dear mrs Q of M - much pleasured I am to meet you. I will give you my bestest curtesy x

[beattie819]

Now I have lost a fluffy sock

[DTCwordfan]

Surely you are not the Duchess of Pork with your use of the double superlative, Mammar........?

[beattie819]

Shortly tony-av:))

[beattie819]

Sarge tony-av

[queenofmean]

Evening tony :)

would help if IGOR had put the lights on!!

I know but I'm putting dibs no DOUBLE dibs on excels Slinky for the rofl!!

[DTCwordfan]

Hi QoM, how fares you, this dark and chilly evening?