Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

A warm welcome to all who dare enter Nungate Towers this evening, we plan an evening full of delight and deliciousness for all. Tonight's tailcock will be the "Aurora Borealis" in honour of the widespread sightings of the Northern lights this week - guaranteed to "light" up our festivities. Also on offer is the customary selection of volly vonts and canapes, Scoff has excelled himself with tonight's hot plate - Toad in the Hole with onion gravy
(real toads of course) also on offer lentil soup and bread rolls, there will also be vegetarian dishes on offer, nut roast or bean burgers. On the pudding trolley apple dumplings and custard and sugared mice (freshly caught by the Towers cats)
Yet again the Minstrels will be in the gallery to play a selection of madrigals and fugues and tonight as a special treat they will be joined by local band "The Tone Deafs" in a selection of barber shop favourites. Bungee jumping is also available for those brave souls (weather permitting) and the Muckleflugga Fisherman's Choral Society will be performing a selection of sea shanties and lullabies in the music room.
The Great Hall sack race for the Towers saucer will be held later tonight, all wishing to enter are requested to enter their name on the form on the console table in the vestibule.
The offering for tonight's rofl includes a skein of tangled wool (the cats again) 1 fish tank filter (used) and half completed Times crossword from January 1947.
Carriages have been ordered for midnight

[tonyav]

Hey DT, you have made start to itch.
mmmm, I think I may go for a suspicious cigarette.

[DaisyNonna]

Please may I have another drink? Feeling rather delicate.

[nungate]

Igor, quickly a drink for Daisy................

If you have an itch Tony, Nanny has some calamine lotion

[tonyav]

Thanks nungate.

[lcg]

ooh - bagsy a sack before i get to tiddly! hi, nungate....i do get out occasionally (but i have to run quite quickly) x

[nungate]

Please can all contestants in tonight's sack race take themselves up to the Great Hall where Belle Epoque will distribute the sacks and assist anyone who needs a helping hand to get into their sack

[lcg]

aye......ready and waiting, marm! i think i look quite fetching in a sack x

[queenofmean]

wish i could participate but not with my 'current' situation...

[nungate]

Yes it is soooo becoming Icg
QoM you aren't allowed to enter anyway

[DTCwordfan]

I'll run backwards....

[DaisyNonna]

Thankyou Igor. That was beautifully done. No, don't worry about the drips, this outfit is tefloned.

[queenofmean]

ok I shall return to my chamber and sulk

[excelsior-1]

current situation?

[tonyav]

Right, I'm having a go. does qom cheat maam ?.

[queenofmean]

Some unidentified issue with my right hip Excel...been x-rayed and they want to see me back so have to wait 10 days before being seen

[queenofmean]

and no tony i don't cheat

[nungate]

She doesn't cheat Tony
Current situation she's having a lot of trouble with her hip - very painful all seems to be related to her back and knee problems - I think it all stems from the fact that she had 7 lumbar punctures as a baby (meningitis)
DT if you wish to run backwards you may - just make sure you are actually running in the direction of the finish line otherwise it might prove a very short run................

[tonyav]

Ok ok qom.lol

[DaisyNonna]

Tony! Ladies do not cheat, they merely occasionally rewrite the rules.

[DTCwordfan]

(damn, thought I had stolen that one).