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Mamyalynne | 20:07 Sat 11th Aug 2012 | Quizzes & Puzzles
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Good evening everyone, it appears Milady maybe indisposed still, so welcome all.

The buffet table is a mix this evening, we have an Indian platter of Samosas, Pakoras and Bhajis with dipping sauces and chutney. Also a Continental meat platter with a choice of breads and for later some spicy chilli flat bread pizzas.

Tonight's Tailcock is ....Triumph, the name says it all really.

For the Rofl:

2 Shuttles (bald)
1 Flip (blue)
1 Flop (yellow)
pea for a whistle
Starting pistol blanks
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good evening everyopne, especially to lik as he looks after me so well i can offer for the fiffle as follows:

1. once used full arm plaster cast;
2. over-cooked sirloin steak;
3. 6 week loan of 15 year old car. road worthy, recently passed mot with no problems;
4. empty box that once held cocodamol.

l have asked the chauffeur to park behind the duck stables. is that okay?
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Dt - quite quite marvellous!!
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Lady J most welcome and the parking sounds just right.
Ah, miss gness - I was merely pointing out that there would be more room were it not for the plumber's enormous arsenal of tools & pipe thingummys...
Very good evening, miss...erm...lady-j - your special silver (coloured) flagon of Triumph.
lik - think that you will find that is disguised condom machine.
Ah I see. I thought you were commenting on my appetite. Yes Tony does have an enormous arsenal but he is delightfully ticklish so if he may linger a while?
thank you lik. most welcome.
But of course miss gness - might I ask you to be so good as to pass him another bucket of tailcock? I fear I cannot reach around his enormous... disguised condom machine?

Necks a swift flagon for the shock...
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Is it football season already....Arsenal??
Takes a great big hammer to knock in a great big nail, LIK.
Language, Matron! Nasty, horrible word...

Necks a swift flagon for the shock...
mamy - is that a big team?
I will LiK. He certainly enjoys his tailcocks.
oooooh gness!!!!!
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I don't know, read it here first.
hello gness.

come, join me at the buffet table .. i have caught the buttles' eye for a refill, would you like top-up too?
I`m in shock LadyJ. You know how it is.
Two flagons of Matron's finest, mr excel...
Evening Excel. I fear I am trapped under the settle by Tony`s enormous arsenal and his empty Tailcock buckets.

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